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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

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clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

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stupidfortherightreasons:

heyacas:

this is going to seem like a very strange request

okay it is a very strange request

my best friend insists there exists, or existed at one point, a photo of elijah wood holding an inflatable dolphin. neither of us can find this photo.

does anyone have any idea what the hell i’m talking about and if so, does anyone know where i can find it

anybody know?

17 hours ago