6 minutes ago
6 minutes ago

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via crystallized-teardrops)

2srooky:

abunchofgrapes:

2srooky:

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

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why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall

Why not.

(Source: wurnbo, via grilledcheezed)

6 minutes ago
6 minutes ago

thevoicecalledcheesecake:

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

(via scissor)

7 minutes ago
7 minutes ago
7 minutes ago

toocooltobehipster:

"hey can i look at your phone?"

"yeah one min"

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(Source: toocooltobehipster, via forgave)

7 minutes ago

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(Source: onlinegf, via greed)

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via crystallized-teardrops)

leakier:

when your day turns out unexpectedly well

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(via asvprock)